PUPPIES Keep Kids Off Drugs & Violence Heavyweight Muscle Tank | As Seen on House of Stassi
'90s Nostalgia Meets Streetwear Style: The House of Stassi Featured Tank
Throw it back to the ultimate retro aesthetic with a cheeky, pup-approved twist. Featured on Stassi’s hit series House of Stassi, the PUPPIES Keep Kids Off Drugs & Violence Heavyweight Muscle Tank parodies the iconic '90s anti-drug graphics with high-contrast red-and-white lettering finished with a signature smiley face. It’s loud, funny, and instantly recognizable.
Heavyweight Construction & Vintage Finish: Engineered for a structured, architectural drape, this muscle tee is built on our heavy-duty cotton blank. Each tank undergoes a specialized garment-dye and wash process, giving it an authentic vintage fade, an exceptionally soft hand-feel, and a lived-in look right out of the package.
Designed for Style & Breathability:
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Streetwear Silhouette: Features a relaxed, boxy torso with a clean crew neck collar for a modern, boxy drape.
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Unrestricted Fit: Deep, raw-edge style armholes give your shoulders complete freedom of movement while keeping you cool on warm days.
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Durable Graphic Print: High-density screen-printed graphic engineered to resist cracking, peeling, and fading through every wash cycle.
Staple Colorways:
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Washed Charcoal: Gritty, mineral-washed dark grey with pure vintage gym energy.
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Classic Black: Clean, deep black that lets the vibrant red-and-white graphic pop.
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Washed Navy: Faded denim-blue hue with a sun-bleached, retro coastal feel.
📏 Sizing, Fit & Care Guide
📋 Sizing & Fit Advice
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Fit Profile: Gender-neutral, boxy streetwear fit.
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Sizing Tip: Fits true to size for a standard relaxed look. If you prefer an exaggerated, ultra-oversized silhouette, size up one full size.
🧼 Care Instructions
To keep the vintage wash rich and protect the bold screen-printed graphic, machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry on low heat or line dry. Do not iron directly over the chest print.
Rated 4.9/5 stars · Featured in MTV, Cosmopolitan, ESPN & SoulCycle · 🐾 · Every purchase supports dog rescues nationwide
Check out the size chart for the perfect fit here.
SHIPPING INFO:
- FREE 5-7 BUSINESS DAY SHIPPING when you spend over $75. This excludes any items stated to be 'Pre-Order' and if carriers experience possible delays that are out of our control.
- STANDARD SHIPPING (5-7 BUSINESS DAYS) Shipping price will be calculated at checkout based on order size & location.
- FREE SHIPPING on all domestic EXCHANGES.
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TRACK YOUR ORDER:
- Once your order is packed and processing, you will receive an email with a tracking number.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES:
- We will accept returns of unworn/unwashed items within 30 days of receiving your order for Store Credit or Exchange only.
- FREE EXCHANGES are only offered for the same item in a different size or color of the same product style. Only ONE free exchange label per order will be provided and size exchanges can only be made once.
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The Puppies Guarantee promises that if you’re not 100% satisfied with your purchase, we will make it right. We stand behind our products and services, and we’re confident that you’ll love them as much as we do. However, if for any reason you’re not completely satisfied, we’re here to help.
Most of our items are made by hand in California in small batches. Sometimes items can fit differently depending on the batch that they were made in, so if something doesn't fit right, please just let us know!
Our guarantee covers the following:
We offer a 90-day return window for any items that don’t meet your expectations. As long as the item is in its original condition, undamaged, and unworn, we will gladly accept returns or exchanges to ensure you get exactly what you purchased.
To initiate a return or exchange, please contact our customer support team at support@puppiesmakemehappy.com, and they will be happy to guide you through the process. Our goal is to provide an easy, hassle-free experience for our customers, and we will do everything in our power to make sure you are completely satisfied with your purchase.
PUPPIES Keep Kids Off Drugs & Violence Heavyweight Muscle Tank | As Seen on House of Stassi
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