{"product_id":"dog-dilf-heavyweight-uni-sex-muscle-tank-premium-cotton","title":"Dog DILF Unisex Heavyweight Muscle Tank | Vintage Washed Sleeveless","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe Ultimate Dog Dad Statement: Dog DILF Heavyweight Muscle Tank\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eFor the proud dog dads who take their pet parent duties seriously—and don't mind turning a few heads while doing it. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"121\"\u003eDog DILF Unisex Heavyweight Muscle Tank\u003c\/b\u003e blends a sense of humor with a high-end streetwear aesthetic, giving you a clean, structured drape that looks effortlessly cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Built to last through endless walks and heavy gym sessions, this sleeveless tee is constructed from premium, heavy-duty cotton. The fabric undergoes a vintage garment-wash treatment, giving it a beautifully lived-in, retro texture and a incredibly soft feel from the very first wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold, High-Contrast Typography:\u003c\/b\u003e Featuring an oversized, centered \"DOG DILF\" block-text graphic with our signature subtle brand line underneath, this design makes an impact in five classic, pigment-dyed colorways:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWashed Pink:\u003c\/b\u003e A fresh, pastel pop of color that perfectly contrasts the bold white graphic block.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassic Black:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate street style staple—sleek, dark, and universally versatile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesert Tan \/ Beige:\u003c\/b\u003e A rugged, neutral earth tone that pairs perfectly with black shorts or dark denim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWashed Charcoal:\u003c\/b\u003e A gritty, mineral-washed dark grey that delivers an authentic vintage gym vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWashed Navy:\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, faded denim-blue hue that rounds out any casual weekend athleisure outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesigned for Maximum Mobility:\u003c\/b\u003e With wide sleeveless armholes and a sturdy crew neck collar, this tank is engineered for total freedom of movement. Wear it loosely over your favorite gym gear, layer it under an unbuttoned flannel, or rock it standalone as your go-to hot weather look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e📏 Sizing, Fit \u0026amp; Care Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e📋 Sizing \u0026amp; Fit Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUnisex Cut:\u003c\/b\u003e This garment is tailored with a straight, boxy frame meant to fit comfortably on all body types.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBetween Sizes?\u003c\/b\u003e If you are right between sizes, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003ewe recommend sizing up\u003c\/b\u003e for a more relaxed, loose-fitting streetwear appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize Chart:\u003c\/b\u003e Please refer to our standard heavyweight muscle tee measurement table to ensure a proper fit across the chest and shoulders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eTo keep the pigment-dyed fabric looking rich and protect the high-contrast white graphic print, machine wash cold inside out with similar colors. 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